If only they discussed these issues over numberless dinner parties and after consuming a few Guardian articles. That is, why isn’t the EDL like us? We care, ever so deeply. We love the Brown Exotic – and the Browner the deeper and the more exotica. Browns can do no bad. We know that because the Racists once said that 'the Browns can do no good'. Simples. Eh?
Let us watch Babyshambles and catch the gleaming eyes of the lovely Martin Smith. We all love each other – but not the racists, fascists, football thugs, Tories, Zionists, neocons, neoliberals, and basically everyone who is so evil that they don’t even appear on our saintly demos. Stone the racists to death.